Andrew Schroeder

Here is a rant for a fine Thursday morning. I hopped on the bus this morning, just like every morning, and plopped down next to someone. They almost immediately drew out their cell phone and started describing, in detail their intense love of Kurt Russel. Not just along the lines of Kurt Russel is a great actor in that one movie… but… to the degree of describing her dripping wet parts as she watched “Big Trouble in Little China”.

I don’t think I needed that.

This is yet another reason that cities with metro systems are infinitely better than those that with crappy buses. I would give anything to not have to put up with Chatty Cathy Cellphone Time every morning.